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my grandpa is always making fun of old people he sees like he’s not 85

he goes “wow today was old folks day at olive garden” i was like yeah grandpa that’s why we brought you there at 4:30pm

(Source: graceebooks)

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I miss what I’ve never had.
― Six word story.  (via terrible)

(Source: pocahontes)

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what if u could put ppl on vibrate like phones so instead of talking 2 u they would just shake

(Source: deluminator)

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for my final trick, i shall turn into a disappointment

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