goldenclitoris:

when u know u mama mad at u but u gotta walk past her to get food from the kitchen
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multipack:

mom can i borrow $100,000 please i’ll give u it back when im rich and famous

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phobias:

i wish the light from my laptop screen could give me a tan

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